Corny jokes for the terminal.
Corny, clean jokes straight from the terminal. Yes, that's right! You too can entertain those who don't want to be entertained, who cannot appreciate the nuances of high-brow humor. Why, with this snap, you'll become the life of the party, the master of ceremonies and the envy of others!
*Disclaimer, none of that is true. Not at all. But enjoy the snap, none-the-less!
To run, just type (in your terminal): cornyjokes
Or, you can use the option flag -p
to print just the text.
From the help menu (-h
flag):
cornyjokes prints an insult along with an ascii image of a smilie.
To disable ascii mode, use the -p flag.
Submit more corny jokes: https://github.com/kz6fittycent/corny-jokes